- The Exploder. A “human land mine,” the Exploder at first can appear charismatic and charming. But as soon as you make a mistake, you’ll find yourself on the receiving end of harsh accusations, humiliation, and threats of lawsuits and firings.
- The Empty Pit. This pitiful patron has lots of personal problems and is quick to confide them in you. The Empty Pit will bend your ear, ask for your help, call you at home, and demand too much time and attention. If you refuse, you might see this seemingly helpless soul transform into an angry monster.
- The Saboteur. Everyone loves flattery, and the Saboteur piles it on. But beware of embracing this one as your No. 1 fan: The Saboteur tends to gain your confidence and then use what you have revealed to undercut you professionally—stealing your ideas, “forgetting” to tell you about important meetings, and misrepresenting you behind your back.
- The Pedestal Smasher. Just as the name implies, this sweet talker will pump you up and then tear you down. The Pedestal Smasher will have you—and everyone else—believing you are a superhero and will enlist your genius to solve the company’s biggest challenges. All at once, this false friend will criticize your every imperfection. You’ll never know why.
- The Chip on the Shoulder. This grudge-holder will replay the raw deals that have resulted in missed promotions and lost opportunities—and eventually will blame you for them. You may do all you can to give the Chip on the Shoulder a chance, but your so-called friend will resent you for having it so easy—even though you probably didn’t. This energy-drainer is out to make you—and everyone else—pay.
Last Resort
Sometimes firing a client is your only option.
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